Nine

I'm that desperate for a sprog just yet!

Eight

Because I stare at clouds. I just like clouds!!

Six

With you? Probably not and lovely, good for you...

five.

Not even a "hello"?!

four.

I have no words for this apart from RUN!

Seven

No thanks!

three.

I'm 5ft10, hardly a giant but thanks...

two.

No, just no.

one.

Original.